Anonymous asked:
how are you a lesbian but he him
sirguyofdykesborn answered:
please… the pronouns is all i have left of my father
kind of obsessed with my dad's friend who apparently goes back to being a Buddhist whenever he gets a divorce
[gets divorced] Alright, that's it! No more worldly desire! [sees another beautiful woman] Well... unless?
I love that it’s apparently happened enough times that it’s a cycle. Almost like…
the transsexual that has suffered 10,000 quiet indignities does not stop dreaming of a better world
Does anybody have that image of what cyberpunk dialogue is like. "to crack a cyber lemon this nasty" or whatever
That's the bitch
Hey, you know your favorite character? Yeah, the one with an interesting face shape and unique features? Well we put them in fandom and they're drawing them with a basic, conventional face shape nowadays. Uh huh, no wrinkles or anything. I'm sorry dude, yeah they completely changed the nose.
actually fuck topping and bottoming i want whatever she’s having
[ID: A tweet by love you love you love yo... (@/badend_doll) that says, "passed a girl on the street today wearing nothing but an alarming number of bruises in even scarier colors, and an oversized t shirt reading / REJECT ALL FALSE IDOLS / REJECT THAT PRETENDER NAMED PENETRATION / SEX IS SOMETHING YOU DO WITH YOUR TEETH". End ID.]
mutual 1: hal 9000 should've been at the club
mutual 2: sometimes i get so angry while thinking about the flanderization of my favorite fictional guy that i have to take this revolver out of my desk and grip it really tight for a few minutes until i calm down
mutual 3:
ALTmutual 4: day one not thinking about that old man. relapsed. Rela
mutual 6: I'm like link the legend of zelda if insgead of saving the world from the forces of evil he blogged and played with his friends
mutual 7: look at my oc boy
mutual 8: (ten rbs back to back of beautiful women covered in blood)
mutual 9: (2k thoughtful passionate dissertation on the worst video game you will ever play in your life)
mutual 10: Is anyone else hearing the trumpets rigjt now
mutual 11: inwish he was real so I could ********* ******* *** *****
mutual 12: if I have to go to work one more time this week I'm going to KILL MYSELF!
mutual 13: they're having me put down tomorrow
mutual 14: (image of a completely mundane piece of tech tagged as #suggestive)
It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks
Small brain idea: all companions are player-sexual to make the romances balanced regardless of gender
Medium brain idea: Companions were written specifically to be bi/pan on purpose as part of who they are
